Mr Toothbrush Thwarts Yet Another Terrorism Attempt

Nov. 23, 2006 – NEWSFLASH: Disaster was narrowly avoided again this week when a known terrorist, Mr. Toothpaste, tried to blow up an airplane after sneaking onboard in someone’s carry_on luggage. Fortunately for the entire world, MR. TOOTHBRUSH was there to save the day.

“Right after snack and beverage service, this Mr. Toothpaste terrorist emerged from a gym bag stowed in the overhead compartment,” stated one shaken passenger. “Mr. Toothpaste claimed he wasn’t there to clean anyone’s teeth; that his real name was Mr. Plastique and he was there to blow that airplane right outta the sky.”

Suddenly, MR. TOOTHBRUSH leaped out of a purse that was safely tucked under one of the seats, wrestled the plastic-explosive-carrying Mr. Toothpaste to the floor of the aircraft, and capped him right there in front of all the passengers.

“If it weren’t for the heroic actions of MR. TOOTHBRUSH, not a single one of us on that airplane would have made it home for our holiday dinners. Plus, our teeth would have been filthy and no one would be able to stand anyone else’s breath. Thank you, MR. TOOTHBRUSH!” stated one very relieved passenger after the airplane landed safely. “I’m going to make sure I’ve got MR. TOOTHBRUSH with me whenever I fly from now on!”

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